I think we need an amendment

Hey -- going to take a few days break. Friends are visiting this weekend, so no blogging. Plus, I am getting bored of my "marriage sucks challenge." It's not really a challenge, because it's so easy. I would stop the marriage sucks challenge, and move on to something more interesting, but I am a leader who sticks to my word. I do not "flip flop." When I say I am going to do something, I do it. Even if it sucks I see it through to conclusion. These are lessons I've learned this past election cycle.

Here in the Born Loser, the husband watches too much sports. Ha ha ha. I will admit to having this problem in my marriage, but with the genders reversed. My husband doesn't understand why I have to watch so many Braves games. He's a college basketball fan, and with fewer games, every game is more important. I'll admit, a Braves-Rockies game in early August doesn't mean much of anything, but I still like to watch. (That's what SHE said, yuk, yuk, yuk)

Man, I just don't have anything witty to say anymore. The state of comics marriage is just sapping all my strength, energy, and insight. Like Big Fun said in Heathers, "Teenage Suicide - don't do it." Here, the comics say to me day after day, "Marriage - don't do it." Or, in the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer, "It's a manmade prison, Jerry!"

I keep hearing how gays getting married will ruin the institution of marriage here in the USA, and therefore we need to amend the Constitution to lock them out of it. I'm guessing the people making this argument don't mean their own particular marriage will be weakened. Anyway, once the ball gets rolling on that, our legislators need to start looking into Constitutional amendments banning these comics. The Lockhorns at the very least. They make a mockery of the institution of marriage, and we can not have that.

Have a good weekend everyone!