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FBOFW: Liz Patterson can't believe the evil that lurks in the hearts of men. According to ex-beau Anthony Caine, that's because she has so much good in her. Awww. Is there a reunion in these kids' future?
Blondie: Sources say that for the upcoming anniversary bash, Dagwood Bumstead is attempting to write a poem for his wife. He's stuck because he can't find anything to rhyme with Worcestershire Sauce! Hint to Dagwood: try free-verse.
Jump Start: What's sapping Joe's energy? His newborn twins? Challenging the firefighters to a basketball game? Hard to say, but we hear he's been looking quite rough of late.
Garfield: Friends of the fat cat say that he is wearing a "Cookies" sash in order to impersonate the household cookie jar. No word yet on whether owner Jon has fallen for the ruse.
Zits: Recently seen chugging multiple sodas, Pierce apparently doesn't worry about the effects of over-doing it. According to his handlers, Pierce considers sugar a vitamin.
Peanuts: A rep for Linus Van Pelt says that negotions with his grandmother have been put on hold. According to our source, the grandmother would give to Van Pelt's fave charity in return for giving up his blanket. The rep says Van Pelt's blanket is "non-negotiable."
Rose is Rose: Seems Jimbo has been stymied by Peekaboo, the family cat. Today, Peekaboo simultaneously sat on both the chair Jimbo wished to sit in and the newspaper he wished to read. Sorry, Jimbo! You'll have to read your gossip online!
Luann: Luann's much anticipated reunion with faux beaux Aaron Hill seems to have stalled. A local reports that Luann spied Aaron with a buxom Hawaiian babe. Reports are that Luann will salve her hurts by skydiving with her mother.
Non Sequitur: Danae was in a typical black cloud mood prior to taking a turn in a playground swing. Photographers nearby said her smiling and whistling attitude after the quick swing jaunt was quite surprising and "entirely out of character."
Drabble: Did Norm Drabble attempt to unlock his front door with his car's remote entry device? Sources say mall cop Drabble, never known for his intellect, attempted this move while bringing in groceries.
Curtis: Fans hoping for an eventual Curtis-Chutney romance have an ally in little brother Barry. But, despite being hit on the head by a bottle thrown by young diva Michelle, it seems that Curtis is hopelessly enamored of the budding star . . . Churtis 'shippers will have to keep waiting, it seems.
That's all for now folks. Tune in for more gossip . . . Don't forget. . . keep your eyes and ears open -- gossip doesn't happen on its own!
Blondie: Sources say that for the upcoming anniversary bash, Dagwood Bumstead is attempting to write a poem for his wife. He's stuck because he can't find anything to rhyme with Worcestershire Sauce! Hint to Dagwood: try free-verse.
Jump Start: What's sapping Joe's energy? His newborn twins? Challenging the firefighters to a basketball game? Hard to say, but we hear he's been looking quite rough of late.
Garfield: Friends of the fat cat say that he is wearing a "Cookies" sash in order to impersonate the household cookie jar. No word yet on whether owner Jon has fallen for the ruse.
Zits: Recently seen chugging multiple sodas, Pierce apparently doesn't worry about the effects of over-doing it. According to his handlers, Pierce considers sugar a vitamin.
Peanuts: A rep for Linus Van Pelt says that negotions with his grandmother have been put on hold. According to our source, the grandmother would give to Van Pelt's fave charity in return for giving up his blanket. The rep says Van Pelt's blanket is "non-negotiable."
Rose is Rose: Seems Jimbo has been stymied by Peekaboo, the family cat. Today, Peekaboo simultaneously sat on both the chair Jimbo wished to sit in and the newspaper he wished to read. Sorry, Jimbo! You'll have to read your gossip online!
Luann: Luann's much anticipated reunion with faux beaux Aaron Hill seems to have stalled. A local reports that Luann spied Aaron with a buxom Hawaiian babe. Reports are that Luann will salve her hurts by skydiving with her mother.
Non Sequitur: Danae was in a typical black cloud mood prior to taking a turn in a playground swing. Photographers nearby said her smiling and whistling attitude after the quick swing jaunt was quite surprising and "entirely out of character."
Drabble: Did Norm Drabble attempt to unlock his front door with his car's remote entry device? Sources say mall cop Drabble, never known for his intellect, attempted this move while bringing in groceries.
Curtis: Fans hoping for an eventual Curtis-Chutney romance have an ally in little brother Barry. But, despite being hit on the head by a bottle thrown by young diva Michelle, it seems that Curtis is hopelessly enamored of the budding star . . . Churtis 'shippers will have to keep waiting, it seems.
That's all for now folks. Tune in for more gossip . . . Don't forget. . . keep your eyes and ears open -- gossip doesn't happen on its own!
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