Giving Thanks
Today's funny pages exposed several comic page truisms. To wit:
1) Teenagers have messy rooms.
2) There is a generation gap.
3) Kids say the darndest things.
4) Women are totally neurotic, and they like to shop. A lot.
5) Little boys like mud.
AND, FINALLY:
6) People eat a lot of food on Thanksgiving.
Today, I give thanks to the funny pages: such original observations on life! Not at all stereotype-reinforcing! And, as always, seriously, side-splittingly, uproariously funny!
1) Teenagers have messy rooms.
2) There is a generation gap.
3) Kids say the darndest things.
4) Women are totally neurotic, and they like to shop. A lot.
5) Little boys like mud.
AND, FINALLY:
6) People eat a lot of food on Thanksgiving.
Today, I give thanks to the funny pages: such original observations on life! Not at all stereotype-reinforcing! And, as always, seriously, side-splittingly, uproariously funny!
posted by big al at 2:07 PM
4 Comments:
ha! Look, Alexander has an iPod! A reference to today, besides the ever changing computers in Dag's office. And I don't think that general is shocked at how many things she bought, it's her fat ass. Look at it, it certainly isn't "festively plump", or "Holiday pounds."
I think Dolly shows some resemblance to "the love animal" (which sounds wrong). Look at the OX! It has more shapely legs than Dolly, from pulling the plows!
Send Dolly into the fields in the blazing sun with a plow attached to her butt, and she'll be as skinny as Lindsay Lohan (minus the anorexia)!
Don't forget one from "The Lockhorns"..... Women can't drive and after they have an auto accident they carry the steering wheel around.
The Lockhorns are the WORST! perpetrators of any silly old women-can't-drive, men-are-sports-obssessed-drunks of anything in the comics.
Damn you Loretta and ????? Mr? Lockhorn!!!
Anon:
Loretta and Leroy
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