It's Satan's Day!
That's right everyone, it's 6/6/06! Spoooookkky! Do you all think any strip in my paper recognized this event? Well . . . only one did and it is none other than that Christ-centered cartoon ministry, B.C.:
OK, so I've never heard it referred to as "The Devil's Trademark" before. I've heard it called Satan's Mark, The Mark of the Beast, The Number of the Beast, Devil's Mark ... just never "Trademark . . ." as though the Devil had gone out and taken a patent! Ha ha. Which is exactly the joke B.C. is making! So, it's a stretch that they had to use a lame phrase like "The Devil's Trademark" to make this joke work, but . . . it's kind of funny. And the fact that he says "Hell, no!" Ha ha!
Mark it down: 06/06/06 the day I found B.C. moderately funny. If that's not a sign of the devil's work, I don't know what is. Well, Harry Potter -- duh. And homosexuals, of course . . . you knew that (first time readers: I am KIDDING).
Hey, speaking of fighting the devil . . . did you know Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds??? Yeah, apparently, that breaks the all-time Florida State record by over 500 lbs -- and when the guy at FSU set HIS record, he burst all the capillaries in his eyes!! Read about Pat here and here. Hey, when you are fighting for Jesus Christ . . .Jesus gives you strength. Look out Hugo Chavez!
OK, so I've never heard it referred to as "The Devil's Trademark" before. I've heard it called Satan's Mark, The Mark of the Beast, The Number of the Beast, Devil's Mark ... just never "Trademark . . ." as though the Devil had gone out and taken a patent! Ha ha. Which is exactly the joke B.C. is making! So, it's a stretch that they had to use a lame phrase like "The Devil's Trademark" to make this joke work, but . . . it's kind of funny. And the fact that he says "Hell, no!" Ha ha!
Mark it down: 06/06/06 the day I found B.C. moderately funny. If that's not a sign of the devil's work, I don't know what is. Well, Harry Potter -- duh. And homosexuals, of course . . . you knew that (first time readers: I am KIDDING).
Hey, speaking of fighting the devil . . . did you know Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds??? Yeah, apparently, that breaks the all-time Florida State record by over 500 lbs -- and when the guy at FSU set HIS record, he burst all the capillaries in his eyes!! Read about Pat here and here. Hey, when you are fighting for Jesus Christ . . .Jesus gives you strength. Look out Hugo Chavez!
posted by big al at 6:31 PM
4 Comments:
Actually what's funny about this is that the caveman had no idea that there are lawyers in hell.
I've always referred to it as "666--the Devil's area code".
Pat Robertson is too old to have caterpillars in his eyes. They all turned to butterflies and skipped away eons ago. What's amazing is that he didn't give himself a hernia, pressing all that weight. Of course, if he DID get a hernia, Jesus would heal it, because every coin in the contry says "In God we TRUSS!"
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