Friday, October 06, 2006

But I Didn't Order Any Pizza

But as I see it, it's really the ONLY possible excuse. What other excuse could there be? Well, OK, "I really like the middle" is another possible excuse, but it's really just the yin to "I don't like the crust's" yang.

And aren't they ancient Vikings? And they can have pizza delivered? Maybe it's not delivery -- maybe it's Digiorno's. Or maybe Helga actually made it -- she is wearing an apron, after all. But, then why did she put it in a box? These ancient Scandinavian cultures baffle me.

And here's some liberal propaganda courtesy of Beetle Bailey:

Then, where would Beetle and company be? That's right! In Camp Swampy, just where they've always been. These guys need to be sent to Iraq. The Army needs all the help it can get (although the Administration says it is doing fine, so maybe I've got it wrong). Anyway, I think the denizens of Camp Swampy could use some thinning out, and Iraq is the place to do it. Who wouldn't make it back? My money's on Zero. Just too dumb. Then again, Lt Fuzz doesn't seem to be brimming with street smarts.


Anonymous Len said...

Hagar's Scandinavia is no more historically accurate than BC's Stone Age. Even if the Vikings had contacted Rome, tomatoes were still languishing in the New World uneaten by Europeans. The origins of pizza were apparently Palestinean style pita bread, slathered with olive oil (not Popeye's girlfriend!) and perhaps cheese. Might as well have Helga presenting her husband with Sushi or Chow Mein! (Drat! Now I'm hungry.)

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

I dunno. Zero could end up becoming a fierce killing machine, just like Private Pyle in "Full Metal Jacket." But then, Pyle didn't make it out of Basic after all, so maybe you're right.

4:25 PM  

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